So will start a series on funny talks I have had with people, either online or offline. Hope you enjoy.

So this was a conversation I had a few days back with a guy, on whatsapp.
Guy: Why you quite?
Me: Quite what?
Guy: Arre why you quite?
Me: Quite what???
Guy: Oooffff you quite. I am asking why.
Me: Understand but how will I answer if I don’t know quite what?
Guy: Oh god, why are you not talking.
Me: Oh you mean quiet?
Guy abuses me and blocks me off